APOCRYPHAL ROAD CODE by Jared Randall

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The spirit of our American radicalism is destructive and aimless: it is not loving, it has no ulterior and divine ends; but is destructive only out of hatred and selfishness. On the other side, the conservative party, composed of the most moderate, able, and cultivated part of the population, is timid, and merely defensive of property. It vindicates no right, it aspires to no real good, it brands no crime, it proposes no generous policy, it does not build, nor write, nor cherish the arts, nor foster religion, nor establish schools, nor encourage science, nor emancipate the slave, nor befriend the poor, or the Indian, or the immigrant. From neither party, when in power, has the world any benefit to expect in science, art, or humanity, at all commensurate with the resources of the nation.

Ralph Waldo Emerson, “Politics”

 

While I do not think American radicalism quite as destructive as in Emerson’s day (if anything, it has often been toothless over the last century, moving away from radical viewpoints to the neoliberal consensus, though I do recognize the sense almost of a snake hissing and spitting but doing no good)…

…and while I deny that the greater portion of the most able and cultivated are members of today’s conservative party (indeed, I would claim that the most able and cultivated tend toward independent viewpoints though perhaps they identify as conservative or liberal)…

– despite the undeniable differences, can anyone miss the likeness of Emerson’s description of the conservatives of his day to the conservatives of our own? Not so much a likeness to the everyday self-identifying conservative individual, but certainly to the conservative politician/pundit/activist?

Likewise, the last sentence nicely qualifies exactly the impotence of our politics because of this conservative, dampening stance. So much more to be expected than what we have realized equates to a very large sense of distaste on all sides.

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So I happened to catch a bit of Jon Stewart’s Daily Show last night (he came on after Futurama, which was on in the background while I was sending online submissions), and I was shocked to see he must have been reading my blog posts, tweets (not “tweeds” as my phone keeps trying to autocorrect it; darn thing knows autocorrect, though), facebook updates, and even my personal emails.

How do I know this? Simply because he’s organizing a rally in support of “sane conversation,” and I’ve been using that word a lot lately. I’ve sprinkled it here and there, cast it to the four winds, thought it up without the benefit of programming and bullet points. So where else would he get the word “sane” from if not from me? It’s not in any dictionary of American English I know (no need to go look it up, just trust me).

That evil, liberal pig has been using my ideas. Sanity was a good idea when I thought of it, but, now that he’s using it, sanity is just another word for oppression. Sanity is the liberal attempt to silence everyone who disagrees with them. “Them”? THEM. Them. Ahem, that’s better.

(Please note the Colbert-esque use of extreme sarcasm in this post. And laugh — please try to laugh. Go ahead, give it a try. It will do you good.)

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In the grand scheme of things, good to value a song, the sunshine in our eyes, an opening in life’s fences, a path through winding hills…good to cling to that slender harmonizing slice of all that we name our “selves,” let the rest slide through fingerwide openings…breathe and run after the fading starlight…know we are free, if only in this moment…

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(The wall, that oldest of human contact points.)

A friend of mine posted a G. K. Chesterton quote on his facebook wall today. I found a few more to fill the picture in.

“The whole modern world has divided itself into Conservatives and Progressives. The business of Progressives is to go on making mistakes. The business of Conservatives is to prevent mistakes from being corrected. Even when the revolutionist might himself repent of his revolution, the traditionalist is already defending it as part of his tradition.” — ILN, 4/19/1924

(The wall. Here we might find a few honest thoughts hastily scribbled, hidden as if from the eyes of the wise.)

“It is the mark of our whole modern history that the masses are kept quiet with a fight. They are kept quiet by the fight because it is a sham-fight; thus most of us know by this time that the Party System has been popular only in the sense that a football match is popular.” — A Short History of England

The weather today: Cloudy with a 50-50 chance of stupidity. That is, if the progressives get their way, stupidity. If the conservatives get their way, stupidity. Stupidity either way, just a different source.

(Sketch: a bipolar nation careening like a drunken mother.)

“Men are ruled, at this minute by the clock, by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern.” — The New Name, Utopia of Usurers and Other Essays, 1917

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